My favourite (I leave identification of this scent's name as an exercise for the reader):
A small, furry, sharp-toothed scent that will nuzzle you curiously in the black hours before dawn: dusty white sandalwood and orris root, dry coconut husk, creeping musk, and the residue of ceremonial incense.Courtesy of Derb, who I hadn't realized was a Lovecraftian.
I think if the Brown Jenkin perfume actually smelled like rat, nobody would buy it...
ReplyDeleteFor that matter, none of these scents sound very Lovecraftian to me. Where's the dead fish?
I want Pickman's model!
ReplyDeleteWow, me too...I want a perfume that gives me enhanced eldritch drawing skills.
ReplyDeleteOh. That's much better than mine. I just wanted to smell like rotting flesh.
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