Did the Nazis try to train dogs to talk? If this piece were dated April 1, I'd be very suspicious, and I still am rather. But they were crazy buggers, and even if it's not true, there are some great lines in the article:
"...attempted to build an army of fearsome 'speaking' dogs..." ["Oh God, the enemy wants another treat!"]
"...The bizarre 'Wooffan SS' experiment..."
"[The Airedale] was said to have speculated about religion, learnt foreign languages, wrote poetry and asked a visiting noblewoman 'could you wag your tail?' The patriotic German dog even expressed a wish to join the army, because he disliked the French."
"...a Dachschund named Kurwenal..." [for the Wagner fans]
"...there is no evidence it ever actually came to fruition and that the SS were walking around with talking dogs..." [You don't say. And neither do the dogs.]