Oh yes, I got married, didn't I? Jolly good thing too, I highly recommend it, provided you can find a willing partner of the caliber of my Jack or Kate. I also recommend a Bokharan wedding robe, since it makes you feel that you may command anyone importunious to be cast forthwith into the bug pit. Farewell to importunity! Contemplating bizarre forms of execution is a very useful release valve when planning a wedding, believe me.

The bride ponders the fearful burden of being "helpmeet" to such a fellow.