Monday, January 27, 2003

Had the Marquis but been more incitive,
the maiden, though innocent, might've
drunk gallons of gin,
pierced her breast with a pin,
and surrendered to needs appetitive.

Instead he was dull and corrective,
and so, in a manner rejective,
she picked at her food
and tried not to be rude,
while thinking all kinds of invective.