Badgers? Badgers? We don't need. Anyway. This fellow has it about right.

I’ve just heard the latest news
I’m not impressed and I’m nae amused
They say if I want my kilt to use
I’m going to need a licence

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,
And all the lassies shout hello
Donald, where’s your licence?

Hey there laddie, got a licence for that thing?