There is, to the elevated & well-ordered mind, no activity more pleasing, more wholesome, more balancing of the humors, more rarefying of the spirits & more tempering of the soul, than the creation of names for a smock shop.

A Smockwork Orange
Smock Monkey
Lock, Smock, and Barrel
The Smocksmith
Mendacious Smockery
Tick Tock Smocks
If You Can Smock a Leek
Buck Up, Old Smock
Smock and Roll
A Smock of Seagulls
Pippi Longsmocking's
You Mean to Smock Me After
Smockbuster
The Smocktopus
She Groks Smocks
The Smocketeria
Kneesmock Rise
The Love Song of J. Alfred Pru-Smock (I should have been a pair of ragged shears)
Smock and Awe
Teh Smoxx0r